They enjoy all the activities that one typically assumes the elderly do: One, since residents don't have to worry about getting pregnant, they also tend not to worry about practicing safe sex. Until, that is, the staff found him in his new girlfriend's bed, naked and erect. But when the sun sets, they go nuts. They scream or cry. It's hard to explain scientifically, but more than a few independent sources including controlled studies back up the observation. And homes don't usually put locks on doors in case of emergencies, so staff members are absolutely going to see it happening. They demand to be taken to their rooms even if they are in their rooms or start trying to get their cows out for milking "Sometimes, that's not a euphemism," clarifies James; the patients actually hallucinate cows.
James once saw an old married man casually spending time with a female who wasn't his wife -- the two would hold hands and eat meals together, and even the guy's wife didn't mind much, because it was all so very sweet and innocent. I wanna get weird, I'm gettin' weird. The symptoms are collectively called "sundowning. My mother's response was to freeze in place like a cartoon character, then slowly back out of the room. Another was nicknamed 'Horny Smurf' because he used a blue cream on his hands for his arthritis, and one day an employee saw him through his window fighting a bout of hand to gland combat with his blue cream smeared all over his face. Continue Reading Below Advertisement After they took the guy back to his room and explained that this was not allowed, the man self-righteously insisted he was "always careful about wearing rubbers when playing out of bounds. This could cause issues with the hypothalamus the weird seahorsey-looking part of your brain , which affects the pineal gland, which dovetails rather nicely into symptoms for sundowning. And while none of us like to think or talk about it, there's a good chance you'll spend your final days in a nursing home. And if you think their erratic behavior is just a matter of confused old people hilariously shouting at invisible cattle He humored her, to an extent -- he let her peck him on the cheek, but if she tried to go down south, he reminded her that they were "keeping things hidden. Continue Reading Below Advertisement For instance, our other source, James, worked in a secure lockup -- meaning everyone there is mentally incompetent and in any couple, one party is even less competent than the other. Once a month, patients suddenly become much more agitated and symptomatic. You probably try not to think of yourself that way, but the fact of the matter is that, unless your family has some sort of Highlander gene or your hobby is ramping school buses, you're going to get old. And it's always the three nights of the full moon. They enjoy all the activities that one typically assumes the elderly do: Supply the comical engine noises? As a result, rates of STDs in nursing homes are going through the roof. And then there's the wacky theory that the Moon is pulling at the water in the human body the same way its gravity grabs the oceans. April 05, Hello, future old person! But when the sun sets, they go nuts. They have no idea what's happening. And homes don't usually put locks on doors in case of emergencies, so staff members are absolutely going to see it happening. They scream or cry. They told us about how To find out what we have to look forward to, we spoke to Luc Belanger, who spent a decade of his youth living at his mother's family-run nursing home, and "James," who worked in the secure lockup section of a New Zealand rest home, housing patients with dementia and Alzheimer's.
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