I saw you on the street outside, and I just wanted to carry you across the threshold. When you fell out of heaven? If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. Your lips look so lonely. Come in me, if you want to live My body is a movie and your penis is the star! If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Sexy dirty pick up lines


Are you the Hostess? Ask a person for the time 9: Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you. How do you like you eggs in the morning? Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. Is your father a baker? They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get your number? If you were you would be a mchottie Are you an Ice Cream? Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? The trick is to deliver it as if you KNOW its cheesey pick up line. I hope you enjoyed them. Are you a microwave oven? Are you a beaver? Are you a campfire? Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? Because you are the best a man can get. I have other things on my mind. Your boner is giving my nipples an erection How do you like your eggs? Do you have a Band-Aid? Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life. I'd take you to the bakery but theres nothing sweeter than you Do you like hot dogs girl? Do you remember me? I suffer from amnesia. Are you a burger cuz i'd slap those buns. Do you like meat?

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5 thoughts on “Sexy dirty pick up lines

  • Vuzil
    01.05.2018 at 17:23
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    Can I borrow a quarter? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

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  • Malak
    08.05.2018 at 03:33
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    You have reached a milestone. You see that door over there?

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  • Dosho
    12.05.2018 at 12:02
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    Was your dad king for a day?

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  • Telar
    19.05.2018 at 02:15
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    Let me unwrap that for you Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?

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